Thieves By Tuesday*

But on the contrary, YES, they brought the shite back! Without much ado, here is the C-Span Bailout --- SNL style.

Last October 6, 2008, NBC website managers took the video off their website and everyone was in an uproar with this action. Why was it removed? Was it oral defamation? Was it because it hit the democrats right on?

It's WAS removed not because it's not funny. But because it was too true. And too unflattering to Democrats. And because it might cost Obama some votes. It illustrates how much the Democrats had to do with the mess. And how much NBC is in the tank for Obama.


Washington approves the bailout package Great skit! Classic SNL socio-political satire!! I am loving this season! I agree that the tagline is over the line but thanks for confirming that these are real people not caricatures...

Another of Tina Fey playing Sarah Plain and James Franco's small dingdong inside this post.





After years of not watching SNL, I race to the screen when Tina Fey plays Palin. She is just so funny....

Tina is UNREAL as Palin I think she actually does Palin better than Palin does Palin.
Great stuff SNL!

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-hey-murray-hill/669602/




And this one is a slightly humorous SKIT with James Franco and Gossip Girl's Blake Lively. Ch-Check it.

Boston Legal (which is its last season anyway) and 'Til Death are the scripted shows most likely to be cancelled in the new 2008-9 broadcast television season. In fact, Fox’s Do Not Disturb was the most likely to be cancelled, but Fox beat everyone to it and already cancelled the show! The other scripted shows in significant danger of being cancelled are The New Adventures of Old Christine, Lipstick Jungle, Knight Rider, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Gary Unmarried, and My Name is Earl...



How did TV By the Numbers come up with the list? They found that last season, the future of a show was nearly directly related to its adults 18-49 average viewers divided by its networks 18-49 average viewers. Many other factors may matter, but they all seemed to boil down to that one number. Last season, if a show had better than 92% of its network’s average 18-49 viewership it was pretty safe, below that level it was in danger. I’m very confident that their list will still indicate the shows most likely to be cancelled compared to those less likely to be cancelled.

Here is their list (the top is most likely to be cancelled and the bottom is least likely)

1. Do Not Disturb
2. Boston Legal
3. Til Death
4. Old Christine -- I just saw this show and I can't believe its about to be canceelled. Old Chrisitine is supremely underappreciated.
5. Lipstick Jungle
6. Knight Rider
7. Terminator
8. Gary Unmarried
9. My Name Is Earl -- I loved this show.
10. Privileged
11. Prison Break
12. The Unit
13. Cold Case
14. Ugly Betty
15. Without a Trace
16. Without a Trace
17. E.R (last season anyway)
18. Bones
19. American Dad
20. King of the Hill
21. Law & Order: SVU
22. The Mentalist
23. The Big Bang Theory
24. NCIS
25. Supernatural
26. Brothers & Sisters
27. Worst Week
28. CSI: NY
29. One Tree Hill
30. How I met Your Mother -- Oh, God, please no.
31. Fringe
32. Gossip Girl
33. Smallville
34. The Office -- I'll miss
35. Family Guy
36. The Simpsons
37. Heroes
38. Criminal Minds
39. 90210 (already renewed)
40. CSI: Miami
41. Two and a Half Men
42. House
43. Desperate Housewives
44. Grey's Anatomy

and the unscripted shows:

1. Crimetime Saturday CBS (idk what this is)
2. America's Toughest Jobs
3. Sat. Football Pregame
4. 20/20 Friday
5. Opportunity Knocks
6. Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader
7. Cops
8. Don't Forget the Lyrics
9. 48 Hours Mystery
10. America's Most Wanted
...
25. The OT (wtf is this? it's on fox)
26. America's Next Top Model
27. Sunday Night Football Pre-Kick
28. CBS Post-Game
29. NBC Sunday Football


Thanks to: Shane Botwin!

If I had my way... The following in bold (and with pictures will be the winner).
Who are your bets?


Outstanding Comedy Series




• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Entourage
• The Office
Love love love. Notice the similar poses?

• 30 Rock
Not only are these guys hilarious to watch, but their timeslot always match my schedule!

• Two and a Half Men


Outstanding Drama Series



• Boston Legal
• Damages
• Dexter
• House
Don't lie. House is the dopest of em all. Go back to your holes Lost fans.. Hehehe.

• Lost
• Mad Men

Lead Actor in a Comedy



• Tony Shalhoub, Monk
• Steve Carell, The Office
• Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies
• Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
• Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men


Lead Actor in a Drama



• James Spader, Boston Legal
The most badass dude in court.

• Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
• Michael C. Hall, Dexter
• Hugh Laurie, House
• Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
• Jon Hamm, Mad Men


Lead Actress in a Comedy



• Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine
• Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
• Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Who doesn't enjoy  her brand of humor.
• America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
• Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds


Lead Actress in a Drama



• Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
• Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
• Glenn Close, Damages
• Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
• Holly Hunter, Saving Grace


Supporting Actor in a Comedy



• Jeremy Piven, Entourage
• Kevin Dillon, Entourage
• Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
Its a tie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Rainn Wilson, The Office
• Jon Cryer, Two And A Half Men


Supporting Actor in a Drama



• William Shatner, Boston Legal
• Ted Danson, Damages
• Zeljko Ivanek, Damages
• Michael Emerson, Lost
He plays Ben soo well. The show is dull without his presence, I swear.
• John Slattery, Mad Men


Supporting Actress in a Comedy



• Kristin Chenoweth, Pushing Daisies
• Jean Smart, Samantha Who?
• Amy Poehler, Saturday Night Live
I will forever miss you Amy. You are my Hillary Clinton.


• Holland Taylor, Two and a Half Men
• Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty




Supporting Actress in a Drama



• Candice Bergen, Boston Legal
• Rachel Griffiths, Brothers & Sisters
• Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy
• Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy
• Dianne Wiest, In Treatment


Host For a Reality or Reality-Competition



• Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
• Tom Bergeron, Dancing with the Stars
• Howie Mandel, Deal or No Deal
• Heidi Klum, Project Runway
• Jeff Probst, Survivor


Outstanding Miniseries



• The Andromeda Strain
• Cranford
• John Adams
• Tin Man

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"Consider it a suggestion." ---> Eh. When will you get your bitch on Serena? When?

Tonight was the first night I actually LIKED Nate and thought he had a personality. Chace's face when he said, "I want to be with you" to Vanessa basically made me "awww" aloud.

Bleargh I hate dan. So much.

He's supposed to be the ~good guy~ compared to everybody else, but he is so judgmental. He was in love with Serena before he even talked to her then got mad when she didn't live up to his expectations. He gets mad at her because she's rich. He gets mad at her because she has a bitchy friend. He gets mad at her because she wasn't ~honest~ about an old friend blackmailing her with a video. He gets mad at her for kissing Nate two months after he dumped her. He is such a pretentious PRICK! Even my mom agrees.

I could go on.

And also, I want the bitch in book Serena... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. TV Serena is one of the lamest characters in the show. Ugh...

Skins comes to the US on DVD





The BBC and Warner Home Video have announced that Skings - Volume 1 will arrive on DVD January 13th. It will contain 9 episodes (400 minutes) on 3 discs, plus extras to include Video Diaries, ancillary storylines and more. Video will be anamorphic widescreen, and audio in English 2.0 Dolby. Cost is $39.99 SPR.

Sauce: 1, 2

The cover looks pretty shitty. But the show is tremendously vulgar that its irresistable. "Going somehwere where Gossip Girls and The O.C. will never touch." Oh yeah--they've made the modern youth look like they were released from cages into the wild.