Thieves By Tuesday*

I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise that when you're dealing with a movie comprised entirely of lazy references to other movies, the poster is basically going to look like a grotesquely visual work, but it seems pretty daring to present what I'd guess is every "joke" in the movie in a single image. They've just totally ruined the gag where Indiana Jones is a midget, and the gag where the Chipmunks look like hideous rodents, and the gag where Hellboy is... present. It's sickening how the movie industry permits pointless movies such as this and expect people to actually appreciate it. 

I mean, just look at the poster. Can you say, CRAP? 

Click the image for a larger view. But really, don't.